16 Funny Quotes to brighten your day!

Funny Quotes

Have you heard about The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest! “For those who love this dish, there’s nothing like real, home grown spaghetti”

Have you heard of Burger King’s left handed whooper and IKEA’s high chair for dogs? Have you heard of flying Penguins?

Crazy isn’t it! In 1957, BBC played one of the best television hoax ever. It was a three-minute Panorama report that claimed that there is spaghetti harvest in Switzerland. Yes, it was a pasta joke. It fooled millions of people including BBC General Director Sir Ian Jacob who researched the topic in three different books to confirm that it wasn’t true. With this broadcast, BBC earned a special place on April Fools’ Day. Now, the competition to produce the best April Fools’ Day hoax is fierce. Nevertheless, this day is a celebration of practical jokes and humor. I have compiled a crazy list of funny quotes to bring back humor in our life. While you read these quotes, you will find videos of some of the best April Fools’ Day hoax ever!

 

“Even the gods love jokes.”-Plato

 “The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.”- Mark Twain

“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.” – Charles Lamb

“Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.” – Frank Zappa

“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” -Winston Churchill

 “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” – Will Rogers

“A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.” – Dolly Parton

“Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” – Mark Twain

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” -Dave Barry

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”-Douglas Adams

“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. “-Abraham Lincoln

“If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.” -Welsh Proverb

“We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” -Japanese Proverb

“A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way, he blames the door he walks into in the dark.” -Henry Louis Mencken

If you’ve pulled off an April Fools’ prank successfully, let me know in the comment section below.  Share some laughter!

Lots of love!

xoxo

 

 

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22 Comments

  1. Such a good list & a fun monday read!

    1. Thanks…I am glad that you liked it 🙂

  2. Haha i like this one. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones

    1. Criticism from anyone is like a medicine…hard to take but good for health 😉 Thanks!

  3. This was just what I needed today! Too funny. Love the dog in the IKEA highchair 🙂

    1. This is my favorite too…Thanks 🙂

  4. Hey Mayuri ,

    *hehehe*

    OHH just another reason to add to my already long list of reasons as to why I LOVE the BBC. I bet people tried to buy that dog highchair too.

    This list of quotes is amazing. Douglas Adams is a classic with the funnies of course. I so did not know that that very popular quote was originally by Abraham Lincoln!

    Thanks for the Monday laughs,

    Nadalie, It’s All You Boo
    NEW POST: 12 Easy Ways to Spring Clean Your Mind

    1. Thanks…I am glad that you liked the post! 🙂

    1. Thanks…I am glad that you enjoyed it! 🙂

  5. This is a brilliant blog post! Definitely brightened my day!

    1. Thanks…I am glad that you enjoyed the post! 🙂

  6. Francesca Schwarz

    I love this one!! “A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.” – Dolly Parton

    1. So true! Thanks 🙂

  7. This was cute and giggle worthy!

    1. Thanks…I am glad you enjoyed it! 🙂

  8. I love this:
    “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” – Will Rogers
    It’s pretty much always true!! Definitely good to try my best and keep emotions in check even when I am super upset!

    1. This is my favorite quote too…It is extremely important to control your emotions. Thanks 🙂

    1. Thanks…I am glad you enjoyed it 😉

  9. I love these quotes and some of these are my favorites!

    1. Thanks…I am glad that you liked this post 🙂

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